It’s the most wonderful time of the year. It’s the time of the year where Santa scrambles down your chimney and empties his sack in your lounge and shows his gratitude to you by raiding your mincepie stash and leaving behind nothing but crumbs.
The problem with this time of the year is deciding what gifts to get the important people in your life.
Do you double down on the hints of hygiene by getting them the body wash set (because they never seem to get the hint), or do you opt to show them that you couldn’t be bothered to think of anything and hand over a box of chocolates and a card? Well, this is where Father Spudmas can come in and save Christmas.
Imagine this, the scene is set, everyone is gathering around the Christmas tree, one by one opening their presents and showing all of the excitement of a child thinking that the next present is going to be better than the one before.
Once all of the presents have been distributed with military precision, you suddenly notice that there’s one more, seemingly hiding at the back of the tree.
You bend your body in unnatural ways to get around the back of the tree and grab this box, then hand it to the recipient.
They look confused but excited none-the-less.
There’s no “from” on the label. It’s anonymous, could it be from a secret admirer? Did Santa actually turn up this year?
They tear through the wrapping paper like there’s no tomorrow and open the box and suddenly, their excitement turns to confusion.
Everyone is waiting for the big reveal.
Then suddenly they produce a personalised potato. The personalised potato they never knew they always wanted,
with a message from you to them.
Then silence befalls the room.
Until suddenly there are howls of laughter emanating from everyone who has gathered to watch the grand reveal.
Suddenly, with the help of a personalised potato, you’ve won Christmas. You’ve become the go-to-guy…the social hub on Facebook and Instagram.
And you can get that here, at BrickorPotato.co.uk