We’ve all been there – you’re about to order a potato for your friend, enemy, boss, or other half and you simply haven’t got a clue what to put on it. Do you let them know it’s you? Or do you let them know you’d throw potatoes at them, given the chance? It’s one of lifes biggest challenges, but we’re here to help. Here are our top anonymous potato messages:
- A spud for my best spud!
A nice, polite and reserved message for your recipient. A great way to show your appreciation for your chum. - I’d mash you up.
It’s a risky one. You’re essentially letting them know you’d serve them up next to broccoli and carrots. Definitely more aggressive than passive. - You’re a-peeling.
The perfect way to let your colleague know you fancy them, without going up to their face to let them know. - I couldn’t afford the brick.
Blame Royal Mail. - Let’s get mashed!
You want to invite your pals out, you just don’t know how to approach it in the group chat. Send a potato and get it done.
Got a better suggestion?
We’re all ears. Hit us with your best potato puns – who knows, we might even feature it on our next post!